not a side effect of cocaine

That time when you have a chance, but you dont have enough time. Maybe the only thing you can do, just try and make it “nothing lo lose”

have you ever slept with your eyes open?

I HAVE BRO.

and i’d share you something haha. Happened in my last semester. It was engineering economy class. I couldn’t stand another second  in that boring-dull-dead-crap lesson at 3pm. For a moment, I hoped I could go out from the class and wash my face. But the lecturer kept explaining like she wouldn’t give the students time to interrupt her. Bah! So I started anxious. And I didn’t know how, I could feel that I dreamed something. I could not feel what’s going on around me, but I was sure I opened my eyes. deeper… depeer… depeer…

Till one time, my lecturer asked all students to open the calculator and help her to calculate something she just told. I’ve been taken aback and pulled out my calculator from my bag directly, and started counting ‘something’. Dumb-thing-just-came-out, you know what did i do with that calculator? 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28. PLEASE

After i got that-dumb-stupid answer, my friends and my senior who was sitting behind me asked me what should be counted and with my semi-conscious, I showed her my calculator. And they just like….. krik krik… DANG, Oke I wake up. AWKWARD :”) you know how it feels. True story.

Actually i have nothing to say. HAHA just wanna post something (all hail spamming!!)

anyway, I know that my english is not as good as Frodo baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Legolas Greenleaf, Aragorn, Gandalf the Grey, or another character in Lord of The Rings (why LOTR why?), even maybe worse than you. But I said what what in the Butt, I just wanna practice my english, especially in writing. FUFUFU

So please, don’t feel that nauseous whenever you find my-nonsense-writing which maybe will be more decorated with english (bogus! cuih!) HAHAHAHAHA. I would greatly appreciate any correction you provide, really :’) just like KASKUS said: CMIIW haha

Overall, i want to say, congratulation!! Cause you just read the most unimportant post of the month! cheers and smooch :*

THE END.

small reunion

• Q: "When was the last time you danced?"
• I: Maybe about 2 years ago
• D: So, you can dance?
• I: umm, yeah
• K: What kind of dance?
• I: Jaipong. Actually, i learned jaipong just because i had to go to Europe in 2010.
• K: What's the relation between jaipong and Europe?
• I: Because I joined Keluarga Paduan Angklung and we had a concert there
• D: umm.. pardon, when did you go to Europe?
• I: 2010.
• D: Keluarga Paduan Angklung 3, isn't it?
• I: Yaaaa!
• D: woooo we have the same alma mater then!
• K: Really? What year did you both graduate?
• I: 2007
• D: 2010
• K: well, I graduated in 2001 and I was from 3 SHS too HAHA. OH, MY JUNIOOR!
• I&D: ......
• K&I&D: KNOWLEDGE IS POWER BUT CHARACTER IS MORE! WOOHOO

• Question: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET? - tumblrbot
• Answer:

  my toilet LOL seriously

kangen main cat bibit. kangen main kawat. kangen main tang. kangen main koran. kangen main kardus.kangen main lakban. kangen main lem aci. kangen main pensil. kangen main cutter. kangen main bukom. kangen semuanya, Sanggar Seni Rupa 3.

9gag:

Hormones can do miracles!

kidding :O

nsaharalabrary:

bimobersin:

jaman heubeul

hahahahaha hobi aku banget ini sih

LOL LOL LOL I did it i did i did

what for?

• Malam tadi di samping Unpad DU.
• Mbak-mbak: Mas, disini bisa ngescan?
• Mas-mas: Oh iya mbak bisa
• Mbak-mbak: Hmm, kalo mau ngescan harus dari print-an ya mas?
• Mas-mas: eng... i-i-iyaa mbak
• Mbak-mbak: Oh yaudah deh saya mau ngeprint dulu kalo gitu
• *nyolok flashdisk, buka MS Word, click print*
• Mbak-mbak: Mas, saya ngeprint ya
• Mas-mas: Oh iya nih mbak, print outnya
• Mbak-mbak: Yaudah itu hasil ngeprintnya tolong di scan ya
• Mas-mas: eh? oh... i-i-iya mbak
• ....
• Hal yang ga dipahamin adalah untuk apa mbak-mbak ini ngescan printout tabel yang dia punya softcopy-nya?