not a side effect of cocaine

adlinahumaira:

morgantrsp:

@morgan is still getting 5-10 new Twitter followers every day who are seemingly mistaking me for Morgan Oey, member of Indonesian boy band Sm*sh.  Mostly teenage Indonesian girls.

My Twitter icon is a picture of my (bearded, caucasian) face.  My tweets are in English, and never about anything remotely boy band-ish.

I’m thinking about using Google Translation to send a tweet in Indonesian.  What would be the funniest and/or most evil choice?

• My terrible secret: I was born with two poop holes.
• It’s fun to murder kittens with a hammer
• I just watched Justin Bieber make love to a robot.

• I will marry the first girl who tattoos my name onto her face.

This is hillarious! Hahahaha. I’m Indonesian so I can help you with the translating thing:

• Salah satu rahasia terdalam yang malu gue sebarin: lobang boker gue ada dua.
• Gue seneng nyiksa kucing pake palu sampe mati
• Gue liat Justin Bieber begituan sama robot
• Cewek pertama yang bikin tato nama gue di mukanya bakal langsung gue kawinin

HAHA lawl, poor sm*shblast, they had the wrong morgan